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If I Were President, I Would Turn The Tables And Allow The Fetus To Abort Its Mother.
-David Sedaris
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If I Were President, I Would Turn
David Sedaris
If I Were President, I Would Turn The Tables And Allow The Fetus To Abort Its Mother.
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