If I Were Blind, I'd Wear A

I'm Always Excited To Try Something I Haven't Done.

I Think Statues Are Great; They Show What Great People Would Look Like If A Bird Sh*t All Over Them.

It Is A Little Ironic That One Thing A Babysitter Should Not Do Is Sit On A Baby.

After Going Through Years Of Litigation To Get Royalties Due To Him, The Guy Who Coined The Term 'happily Ever After' Lived Reasonably Well For A While.

If You Really Think About It, Hitting The Snooze Button In The Morning Doesn't Even Make Sense. It's Like Saying, 'i Hate Getting Up In The Morning-so I Do It Over... And Over... And Over Again.'