If I Wasn't A Golfer, I Would

Even Though The National Guard And Army Reserve See Combat Today, It Rankles Me That People Assume It Was Some Kind Of Waltz In The Park Back Then.

When I Was Living In New York And Didn't Have A Penny To My Name, I Would Walk Around The Streets And Occasionally I Would See An Alcove Or Something. And I'd Think, That'll Be Good, That'll Be A Good Spot For Me When I'm Homeless.

You Can't Do Anything In Life. The Social Barriers In Life Are So Intense And Horrific That Every Encounter Is Just Fraught With So Many Problems And Dread. Every Social Situation Is A Potential Nightmare.

A Date Is An Experience You Have With Another Person That Makes You Appreciate Being Alone

Who Do You Think Has More Freedom: The Married Man In America Or The Single Man In Communist China?