If I Was Doing A Talk Show,

It Bums Me Out Tremendously What The Church Has Become, And If It's Got Me Bummed, Imagine What Jesus Christ Must Be Feeling.

I Grew Up In A Time When It Would Never Have Occurred To Anyone To Tell Me There Was Anything I Couldn't Do.

If Every American Donated Five Hours A Week, It Would Equal The Labor Of Twenty Million Full-time Volunteers.

I'm As American As Chevrolet.

If There Wasn't Something Called Acting, They Would Probably Hospitalize People Like Me.