If I Wanted To Be President, And

I Will Be The First To Admit That Getting Votes And Getting An Audience Are Two Different Things. For Example, A Politician Really Can't Be Elected If He's Hated By Half The People. A Talk Show Host, However, Can Be An Overwhelming National Phenomenon While Being Hated By Half The People.

As Soon As I Learned What The Smell Of Bacon Was, I Learned How To Make It.

The Idea That Any President Represents The World, By Definition The United States Must Be Diminished For That To Happen.

The Television Set's On While The Family's Sitting Around Having Dinner Or Talking. Nobody's Watching Tv; It's There; They're Aware Of It, But They're Not Participating. That's Passive.

The Democrats, The Left Has This 30-year Playbook Of How To Destroy Conservatives By Simply Exposing The Horrible, The Mean-spirited, Insensitive Things They Say, But That Isn't Going To Work On Trump The Way It Works On Conservatives, For A Whole Host Of Reasons.