If I Had To Pick One Artist

I Am Everything And I Am Nothing. I Am Just Kidding; I Am Not Everything And Nothing. That Would Be Ridiculous. I Am Just Everything.

I Just Listen To So Much Music That I Like The Role Music Can Play In Scoring Something. I'm Not Doing Song Parodies Or Funny Songs, I'm Just Adding Some Music To My Words. So It's Limited And Specific, But As A Performer I Find It Pretty Enjoyable.

You Are Ten Times More Likely To Get Hit By A Car When The Driver Is Aiming For You.

If You Are Wearing A Bandana You Better Have Something Wise To Say, Because You Are Starting With A Credibility Deficit.

I Walk Around And Think About Things. When I Come Across A Thought That Makes Me Laugh, I Write It Down. Then, At Night, I Say The Thought To People Through A Microphone. I Don't Think About Politics Or Pop Culture Very Much, So Those Thoughts Don't Often Make It To The Microphone.