If I Had Any Dignity, That Would

I Had Saved A Few Hundred Photos Of Dodo Skeletons Into My 'creative Projects' Folder - It's A Repository For My Brain, Everything That I Could Possibly Be Interested In. Any Time I Have An Internet Connection, There's A Sluice Of Stuff Moving Into There, Everything From Beautiful Rings To Cockpit Photos.

The Fact Is That The British Museum Had A Complete Specimen Of A Dodo In Their Collection Up Until The 18th Century - It Was Actually Mummified, Skin And All - But In A Fit Of Space-saving Zeal, They Actually Cut Off The Head And They Cut Off The Feet And They Burned The Rest In A Bonfire.

Of Course, I Love Tools. I Also Love Arranging Them, To The Point Where I Came Up With A Name For My Organizing Metric: First-order Retrievability.

Sometimes My Brain Writes A Check That Reality Can't Cash.

In The Summer Of 2002, We Had Spent Six Weeks Shooting The Three Pilots Of Mythbusters, And Jamie[hyneman] Called Me Up Afterward - Well, First He Called Me Up To Tell Me To Clear My Crap Back Out Of His Shop - And He Said, "well, That Was Kind Of Fun, Wasn't It? I Mean, I Don't See Where This Could Go, Because We Pretty Much Did Everything. But It Was Fun."