If I Had A Normal Job And

My Biggest Goal Was - I Thought, God, If I Could Just Be A Rep Company Member At The Arena Stage In Washington, D. C. And Get To Play A Bunch Of Parts In A Year! And Now In My Work Everything Is About Promoting It. It's Not About The Doing Of It! Everything Is: You Have To Sell It, And They Ask You To Tweet About It Or Do Photo Shoots, Even For The Smallest Job. There's An Imbalance In Terms Of What Is Actually Gratifying. The Stuff That Is Gratifying Is, Like I Said, The Day Of Work And The Doing Of It.

We're All Working Hard, But So Far Away From What We Actually Want To Be Doing. We're All Peering In At The Window Of A Party We Aren't Invited To Yet, A Party We Wouldn't Know How To Dress For, Or What Kind Of Conversation To Make, Even If We Came As Someone's Guest.

These Days I Have To Be Extra Nice In Stores. It Never Fails That Whenever I Look As Bad As I Can Possibly Look Or I Am Sort Of Cranky Because The Store Is Out Of Something, That Is Precisely The Time When Someone One Will Recognize Me And Say: 'i Really Like Your Show.'

Belly Buttons Are Cool!

I Take The No-doughnut Pledge, And Then I Break It.