If I Ever Make A Hole In

Until Eve Arrived, This Was A Man's World.

G Is For Green, That's Constructed To Roll In Every Direction Away From The Hole.

Some People Can Carry A Tune, But They Seem To Stagger Under The Load.

Good Sportsmanship We Hail, We Sing, It's Always Pleasant When You Spot It. There's Only One Unhappy Thing: You Have To Lose To Prove That You've Got It.

If We Cannot Define Stupidity, At Least We Can Trace Most Human Misfortunes And Weaknesses To It. Its Manifestations Are Legion, Its Symptoms Are Endless.