If I Ever Go Bald, I'll Kill

I Got The Name Slash Because I Used To Work In A Grocery Store And I Was In Charge Of Reducing Prices For Really Big Sales.

When I See Footage Of Guns N' Roses, I See That Fu**ing Hunger And Attitude. You Could Not F**k With Those Five Guys. It Was Just Raw. It Was This Lean, Hungry Thing On Its Way Up. It Was As Sincere As Any Rock 'n' Roll That I've Ever Heard, And I'm Proud Of That.

It's Not So Much About How Good A Player You Are, Its How Cool You Are.

An Anagram Of Axl Rose Is Oral Sex. Why Do I Know? Because When I'm Not Playing Music I Love Solving Erotic Jumbles.

It Seems Like A Lot Of What Was Going On When I Quit Is Still Going On.