If I Can Help A Kid Discover

Before The Operation On My Left Hand I Wasn't Able To Stretch My Fingers Open All The Way. I've Never Had Very Big Hands, But I Could Do The Splits With Them. Eventually I Couldn't Any More. I Had A Twisted Tendon In My Little Finger That Prevented Me From Being Able To Stretch.

Major Third Complications Can Be Overcome By Lots Of Alcohol.

A Guitar Is Just Theoretically Built Wrong. Each String Is An Interval Of Fourths, And Then The B String Is Off. Theoretically, That's Not Right, All The Strings Should Be Off.

Obviously You Have To Have Rhythm. If You Have Rhythm, Then You Can Play Anything You Need. If You Have Rhythm And You Love Music, Then Play And Play And Play Until You Get To Where You Want To Get. If You Can Pay The Rent, Great. If You Can't, Then You'd Better Be Having Fun.

Everything Comes To Me While I'm Sitting On The Pot.