If Everton Were Playing Down The Bottom

If You Get To The Edge Of The Penalty Area With The Ball And Don't Know What To Do Next, Just Stick The Ball In The Net For Now. We Can Evaluate The Other Options Later.

I Never Drop A Player I Only Make Changes.

Football Is A Simple Game Made Complicated By People Who Should Know Better.

Of Course I Didn't Take My Wife To See Rochdale As An Anniversary Present. It Was Her Birthday And Would I Have Got Married During The Football Season? Anyway, It Was Rochdale Reserves.

Don't Worry, Alan. At Least You'll Be Able To Play Close To A Great Team. (to Alan Ball, Who'd Just Signed For Everton)