If Elvis Presley Had Been A Bowhunter,

I Have Busted More Hippies' Noses Than All The Narcs In The Free World.

Hunting Is The Last Perfect Thing.

I Clearly Understood The Concept Of Wise Use Before I Ever Heard The Actual Words, For My Father Wouldn't Allow Us To Waste Anything.

How Dare Politicians Continue To Pass Insane Laws Forcing Good, Law-abiding People To Be Defenseless And Helpless.

Ozzy, God Bless Him, Is Super Talented. He Is A Great Man. He Is A Man Of Heart And Soul And Goodwill. He Is A Very Funny Man But He Is A Perfect Poster Child Of Why I Have Never Touched Drugs, Alcohol, Tobacco Or Fast Food.