If Barbara Walters Was Interviewing Me, I'd

People Think Because You're Private, You Have Something You Don't Want Them To Know.

I Have Had Hundreds Of People Work For Me Over The Years, And I Don't Think I Ever Fired Anybody.

Whiskey's To Tough, Champagne Costs Too Much, Vodka Puts My Mouth In Gear. I Hope This Refrain, Will Help Me Explain, As A Matter Of Fact, I Like Beer.

I Was Well Traveled, And I Created This Illusion Of Literacy Through Reading And Writing. I Wrote A Book Of Short Stories.

I Knew A Lot Of Chords, But They Weren't The Chords That Came With The Melody That Came With The Idea I Had For The Song. Melodies Are Simple Things. If You See A Train Wreck, There's A Melody. If You See A Little Daisy Blowing In The Breeze, There's A Melody.