If At First You Don't Succeed -

Think Beer; Drink Beer.

When Will I Learn? The Answers To Life's Problems Aren't At The Bottom Of A Bottle. They're On Tv!

If God Didn't Want Us To Eat Cows, Why Are They Made Out Of Meat?

I Know All Those Words, But That Sentence Makes No Sense To Me.

Cartooning Is For People Who Can't Quite Draw And Can't Quite Write. You Combine The Two Half-talents And Come Up With A Career.