If Any Man Obeys The Gods, They

If Not Yet Lost To All The Sense Of Shame.

What So Tedious As A Twice-told Tale?

The Other Day, I Was So Desperate For A Beer, I Snuck Into The Football Stadium And Ate The Dirt Under The Bleachers.

O Friends, Be Men; So Act That None May Feel Ashamed To Meet The Eyes Of Other Men. Think Each One Of This Children And His Wife, His Home, His Parents, Living Yet And Dead. For Them, The Absent Ones, I Supplicate, And Bid You Rally Here, And Scorn To Fly.

Beyond His Strength No Man Can Fight, Although He Be Eager.