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A Realtor Is An Old Fashioned Real Estate Man With A Neck Tie. A Real Estate Man Sold You What You Wanted, A Realtor Sells You What You Don't Need. A Real Estate Man Showed You What You Could Raise On The Land, A Realtor Tells You What You Can Build On It.

I Have Always Claimed Americans Didn't Want A Drink As Bad As They Wanted The Right To Take A Drink If They Did Happen To Want One.

Strangers Are Just Friends I Haven't Met Yet.

Political Elections Are A Good Deal Like Marriages, There's No Accounting For Anyone's Taste.

Government Investigations Have Always Contributed More To Our Amusement Than They Have To Our Knowledge.