I Had Really Good Hearing And When

I Love Doing It [hosting The Oscars] Because I Love The Danger Of It And You Have To Come Through And Think On Your Feet. That's Why That Show, No Matter Who Hosts It, It Really Should Be A Fast-thinking Comedian Who Is Really Quick On Their Feet That Can Handle Situations That Happen, Or Somebody With That Kind Of Mentality That Can Capitalize On Something.

I Have 40-something Intros [that Davis Jr. Did]; All Are Different, None Of Them Happened. And It Was Hilarious.

For Almost 40 Years, He Was The Brightest Star In The Comedy Galaxy... Their Beautiful Light Will Continue To Shine On Us Forever. And The Glow Will Be So Bright, It'll Warm Your Heart, It'll Make Your Eyes Glisten, And It'll Make You Think To Yourselves: Robin Williams, What A Concept.

I Had A Dream That Connie Chung Is Doing A Newscast About My Death And They Show A Clip From Soap.

Women Need A Reason To Have Sex, Men Just Need A Place.