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If A Turtle Doesn't Have A Shell, Is He Homeless Or Naked?
-George Carlin
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If A Turtle Doesn't Have A Shell,
George Carlin
If A Turtle Doesn't Have A Shell, Is He Homeless Or Naked?
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