If A Character Dies, You Get To

If I'm President, There Are Going To Be Government Vans That Drive Around And Pick Up People Who Shouldn't Be Wearing Certain Clothing. Talk About Lack Of Civil Rights - I'm Sorry, I'm Pulling You Right Off The Street, And We're Giving You Clothes That You're Going To Be O.k. In.

When You Write About Real Life, There's Always A Chance That Somebody Involved Is Going To See It And Get Upset.

I've Eaten Things That Didn't Complain This Much.

There's No Male Oprah.

Vacuuming Is Great. I Do The Laundry. I Love Washing Machines. I'm The Maid In My House.