I Would Wear Flamboyant Clothes And Long

Black People Lived Right By The Railroad Tracks And The Train Would Shake Their Houses At Night. I Would Hear It As A Boy And I Thought: I'm Gonna Make A Song That Sounds Like That.

I Was Washing Dishes At The Greyhound Bus Station At The Time And I Said, 'awap Bop A Lup Bop A Wop Bam Boom, Take 'em Out!'

I Gave Up Rock 'n' Roll For The Rock Of Ages! I Used To Be A Glaring Homosexual Until God Changed Me!

I Tried To Look Presentable For A Show, But Not For Sexual Attraction. It Was Strictly For Show Business.

I Thank God For Elvis Presley. I Thank The Lord For Sending Elvis To Open The Door So I Could Walk Down The Road.