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Sage Advice? If You're Drunk, Stay Away From The Phone. You Can't Get The Answering Machine Message Back.

The Media Is Supposed To Be Custodians Of The Facts And Watchdogs Of Government. They Have, For The Most Part, Neglected To Be Either Of Those Things.

People Think That You Are A Nasty, Selfish Person If You Don`t Want To Have Children.

I Think I Failed Miserably On Newsradio. I Was Very Nervous Because Of The Caliber Of The Cast - Especially Dave Foley - So I Think I Did A Terrible Job.

Last Night, I Went To A Birthday Party, And This Girl Brought A Cake And A Cheesecake. And The Other Girls That Lived In The Apartment, I Swear To God, All Night Long: 'you're Taking That Cake With You When You Go. That Cake's Not Staying In This House.' Like It's This Evil, Hope Diamond, Nuclear, Horrifying Cursed Thing.