I Would Always Be The Kid That

I Got Sober Because I Was Worried I Was Going To Die Next Year.

I Have What I Like To Call A 'chinneck.' My Chin Just Flows Rather Easily Into My Neck.

I'm Glad That Life Isn't Like A Christmas Song, Because If My Friends And I Were Building A Snowman And It Suddenly Came Alive When We Put A Hat On It, I'd Probably Freak And Stab It To Death With An Icicle.

The Thing That I'm Most Proud Of In My Life Is That If A Stranger Came Up To Me And Said, 'i Can't Stop Drinking. I Can't Stop Drinking. Can You Help Me?' I Can Say, 'yes, I Can Help You.'

I'm Making Plans To Go Away For A Month To Focus On My Sobriety And To Continue My Life In Recovery. Please Enjoy Making Fun Of Me On The World Wide Web.