I Work For Myself, Which Is Fun.

Los Angeles Is A Very Transient Town. It's The Only Place I Know Where You Can Actually Rent A Dog.

They Usually Have Two Tellers In My Local Bank, Except When It's Very Busy, When They Have One.

My Vegas Act Is How I Make My Money.

I Had No Desire To Be A Stand-up Comic Until I Decided To Do It.

I Read Recipes The Same Way I Read Science Fiction. I Get To The End And Say To Myself "well, That's Not Going To Happen