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I Work For Myself, Which Is Fun. Except When I Call In Sick, I Know I'm Lying.
-Rita Rudner
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I Work For Myself, Which Is Fun.
Rita Rudner
I Work For Myself, Which Is Fun. Except When I Call In Sick, I Know I'm Lying.
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