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I Wish I Could Think Of A Positive Point To Leave You With. Will You Take Two Negative Points?
-Woody Allen
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I Wish I Could Think Of A
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I Wish I Could Think Of A Positive Point To Leave You With. Will You Take Two Negative Points?
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