I Wish I Could Think Of A

Achilles Only Had An Achilles Heel, I Have An Entire Achilles Body.

I Took A Puff Of The Wrong Cigarette At A Fraternity Dance Once, And The Cops Had To Get Me, Y'know. I Broke Two Teeth Trying To Give A Hickie To The Statue Of Liberty.

If The [actors] Are Working, And I Have A Dinner Engagement, I Don't Do 20 Takes. I Do Five Takes And Go Home. I Want To Go To Dinner.

90% Of Success In Life Is Showing Up

I Had An Iq Test. The Results Came Back Negative.