I Went To School, I Went To

I Don't Go Tanning Anymore Because Obama Put A 10 Percent Tax On Tanning. Mccain Would Never Put A 10 Percent Tax On Tanning. Because He's Pale And Would Probably Want To Be Tan.

Old People They Lose Their Sex Life And That's Not A Good Time. That's Why They Get Divorced All The Time.

It's Hard For People To See You One Way, But You're Really The Other Way, So It's Kind Of Like, 'who Am I, Who Are You?' Sometimes, I Confuse Even Myself.

I Think You See More Of Like, The Party Side Of Me, Which I Call Snooki, It's Kind Of My Alter Ego.

Just Want To Set The Record Straight. I'm Single And I'm Not Going To Get Married!