I Wear The Midi Because I Feel

At My Funeral, I Want Meryl Streep Crying In Five Different Accents.

I Am Furious About Everything.

Run Scared ... And They Never Catch You.

My Grandson Is Mad At Me. He's Mad At Me Because I Squandered His College Fund On Spanx. It's A Lot, But There's A Lot Going On Here.

Joan Collins Told A Reporter That She Hasn't Had Plastic Surgery; Come On... She's Had More Tucks Than A Motel Bedsheet!