I Watched Ken Burns' Civil War Series

In The Forties, To Get A Girl You Had To Be A Gi Or A Jock. In The Fifties, To Get A Girl You Had To Be Jewish. In The Sixties, To Get A Girl You Had To Be Black. In The Seventies, To Get A Girl You've Got To Be A Girl.

There's So Much Botox Around Now That You Can't Tell When A Jewish Girl Is Angry!

A Political Satirist's Job Is To Draw Blood. I'm Not So Much Interested In Politics As I Am In Overthrowing The Government.

Hillary's Explanation Of The Libyan Action To Congress Was So Good, I Wonder Who Explained It To Her?

I Don't Think Crucifixion Is The Answer. I Believe In The Resurrection. I Like That Part Of The Story.