I Wasn't Quite Sure How A Player

If You Don't Love The Dodgers, There's A Good Chance You May Not Get Into Heaven.

Sometimes You've Just Got To Let An Umpire Know That You're Not Satisfied With His Decision. That They've Missed The Play In Your Opinion. Not That It's Going To Do You Any Good, But You've Got To Let Them Know.

Caltech Honored Me -- They Named An Asteroid After Me. There's Only Two Of Them Up There With Names. One Of Them Is Walter Cronkite. The Other Is Tommy Lasorda.

Think About Each Pitch Like You Think About Women, Then Select One Which Is Particularly Appealing.

My Wife Tells Me One Day, 'i Think You Love Baseball More Than Me.' I Say, 'well, I Guess That's True, But Hey, I Love You More Than Football And Hockey.'