I Was Writing An Earnest Novel About

But If You Are Single The Last Thing You Want Is Your Best Friend Forming A Functional Relationship With Somebody Else.

Don't Say 'what,' Say 'pardon,' Darling, And Do As Your Mother Tells You.

My Books Have All Generated Controversy.

When Someone Leaves You, Apart From Missing Them, Apart From The Fact That The Whole Little World You've Created Together Collapses, And That Everything You See Or Do Reminds You Of Them, The Worst Is The Thought That They Tried You Out And, In The End, The Whole Sum Of Parts Adds Up To You Got Stamped Reject By The One You Love. How Can You Not Be Left With The Personal Confidence Of A Passed Over British Rail Sandwich?

It Is Horrid To Smirk.