I Was Very Disappointed, Very Disappointed When

That Great Philosopher Anonymous Once Said, Never Argue With A Fool. People Might Not Know The Difference.

I Have No Way Of Knowing How People Really Feel, But The Vast Majority Of Those I Meet Couldn't Be Nicer. Every Once In A While Someone Barks At Me. My New Year's Resolution Is Not To Bark Back.

Canada Thinks We're Married; We Don't Know It Exists. Every Time We Tell Canada To Knock It Off, It Just Feeds The Fire.

Anybody With Any Ambition At All, Or Intelligence, Has Left Canada And Is Now Living In New York.

Is Calling English Our National Language Racist? Are We At That Point?