I Was Thin In High School And

People Are So Funny. There's No Winning With Commenters Or Anonymous People. They'd Be Rude That I Was Overweight, And Now They're Rude That I'm Healthy.

If You're Trying To Make Someone Happy, You Gotta Try And Make Them Happy. If You're Trying To Have A Normal Conversation, You've Got To Have A Normal Conversation. If You're Trying To Make Them Sad, You've Got To Make Them Sad. I Think That's How You Get Real Performances Out Of People.

You Just Have To Be Strong And Don't Be Stupid; Freedom Of Choice Is A Big Responsibility.

I Grew Up In The '80s In L.a., So Ice Cube And Magic Johnson Are My Heroes.

It's Harder To Be Funny If You're Handsome Than If You're Very Normal-looking. It's Just More Relatable. You're The Underdog. I Mean It's Funny To See People Struggle, And You Don't Buy That Brad Pitt Is Struggling, You Know That Guy Could Be The Most Skill-less Guy In The World, But If You Look Like That You Will Be Fine For The Rest Of Your Life.