I Was The Editor Of The School

Wafah Dufour Bin Laden, Niece Of Osama Bin Laden Has Signed A Contract To Star In A Reality Show... Called Skating With The Nieces Of Terrorists.

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If These Two Are Tired Of Having Sex With Each Other, What Hope Is There For The Rest Of Us?

Seriously, I've Just Realized That Almost Everyone Is A Fraud, So I Try Not To Feel Too Bad About It.

In Washington, Officials From The National Rifle Association Met With A Group Of High School Students. There Were No Survivors.