I Was So Drunk The Whole Time

A Man Wants Nothing So Badly As A Gooseberry Farm.

Life Is Given Only Once, And One Wants To Live It Boldly, With Full Conscious And Beauty.

There Isn't A Monday That Would Not Cede Its Place To Tuesday.

Not Everyone Knows How To Be Silent Or To Leave In Good Time. It Happens That Even People Of Good Breeding Fail To Notice That Their Presence Provokes In The Weary Or Preoccupied Host A Feeling Akin To Hatred, And That This Feeling Is Tensely Concealed And Covered Up With Lies.

He Who Doesn't Know How To Be A Servant Should Never Be Allowed To Be A Master; The Interests Of Public Life Are Alien To Anyone Who Is Unable To Enjoy Others' Successes, And Such A Person Should Never Be Entrusted With Public Affairs.