I Was Not The Lion, But It

You Leave Out God, And You Substitute The Devil.

I Began My Education At A Very Early Age; In Fact, Right After I Left College.

The Substance Of The Eminent Socialist Gentlemen's Speech Is That Making A Profit Is A Sin. It Is My Belief That The Real Sin Is Taking A Loss!

When They Told Me That By The Year 2100 Women Would Rule The World, My Reply Was 'still?'

The Only Statistics You Can Trust Are Those You Falsified Yourself.