I Was Good At Being Charming, One

It’s Like, Everything Really Is Two Ways, The Way We All Pretend It Is And The Way It Really Is

It Was Almost Enough To Make Me Feel Emotion.

Have You Noticed How Difficult It Is Just To Get Along In The World? If You're No Good At All In Your Job, People Treat You Badly And Eventually You Will Be Unemployed. And If You're A Little Better Than Competent, Everyone Expects Miracles From You, Every Single Time. Like Most Of Life, It's A No-win Situation. And If You Dare To Mention It, No Matter How Creatively You Phrase Your Complaints, You Are Shunned As A Whiner.

Now I Know What It Is Like To Feel Like A Total Idiot.

But What Could I Do? Be Stupid For A While? I Wasn't Sure I Knew How, Even After So Many Years Of Careful Observation.