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Have You Ever Noticed That Things That Don’t Kill You Make You Weaker? And Great Minds Don’t Think Alike. If They Did, The Patent Office Would Only Have About Fifty Inventions. I Started Getting Suspicious When I Cried Over Spilt Milk And The Cashier Took It Off My Bill.” - Wally

He Was Tenser Than Jesse Jackson On Father's Day.

Every Credible Scientist On Earth Says Your Products Harm The Environment. I Recommend Paying Weasels To Write Articles Casting Doubt On The Data. Then Eat The Wrong Kind Of Foods And Hope You Die Before The Earth Does.

If You’re Going To Create, Create A Lot. Creativity Is Not Like Playing The Slot Machines, Where Failure To Win Means You Go Home Broke. With Creativity, If You Don’t Win, You’re Usually No Worse Off Than If You Hadn’t Played.

If You Want Success, Figure Out The Price, Then Pay It.