I Was Born In The Country Of

[to Jean Harlow, Who Repeatedly Mispronounced Her First Name:] No, No, Jean. The T Is Silent, As In Harlow.

I Do Not Say I Was Ever What I Would Call "plain," But I Have The Sort Of Face That Bores Me When I See It On Other People.

It Is Not Dying, But Living, That Is A Preparation For Death.

What A Pity, When Christopher Colombus Discovered America, That He Ever Mentioned It.

All I Can Say About My Mind Is That, Like A Fire Carefully Laid By A Good Housemaid, It Is One That Any Match Will Light.