I Was Always Fascinated By Forbidden Things

My Girlfriend Wants An Open Relationship. I Said No Way. What Kind Of Man Would I Be If I Had To Tell My Friends I Date You?

I Would Love To Dj The Royal Wedding. Just So I Could Play Candle In The Wind Non-stop.

Valentine's Day Was Created By The Greeting Card Industry To Get Pussy.

I'm A Comedian And There Are A Lot Of Things I'm Still Learning. I Love One Liners Because I Love Smart Jokes. I Also Don't Like Complaining About Society Or Whining About My Life On Stage.

I Tell Very Mean Jokes.