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You Get Old And You Realize There Are No Answers, Just Stories.

When The Country Goes Temporarily To The Dogs, Cats Must Learn To Be Circumspect, Walk On Fences, Sleep In Trees, And Have Faith That All This Woofing Is Not The Last Word.

Enough. Man Is Capable Of Reform Once Presented With The Facts, And The Fact Is That Bottling Water And Shipping It Is A Big Waste Of Fuel, So Stop Already.

Eating A Little Was Like Vomiting A Little, Just As Bad As A Lot.

A Good Newspaper Is Never Nearly Good Enough But A Lousy Newspaper Is A Joy Forever.