I Was A University Professor, I Could

Let's Do It. Monkeys Are Always Funny. You Pretty Much Can't Go Wrong With A Monkey, Right? Hi Paused. Well Unless That Monkey Wants You Dead, Or Does Needle Drugs Or Something. Then It's Wrong, And A Bad Monkey.

Ben Yanked Hi Sideways As Spikes Snapped From The Wall…once Again, Only Ben’s Reflexes Had Saved Him. “please Stop Doing That!” Ben Barked. “please Keep Doing That!” Hi Warbled.

Chance Wore A White Tuxedo With Tails. On Anyone Else? Doopy. On Him? Yes, Please.

I’m Adding ‘canine’ To My Searches,” I Said. “and ‘instinct.’” “whatever. I’m Adding ‘lunatic.

Ben Locked His Eyes On Mine For A Long Moment. Then, “how?” “how Do You Think?” I Smiled, Then Slapped Him Full Across The Face