I Was A Freethinker Before I Knew

Most Married Couples Spend The Whole Day Apart, The Woman In The House, The Man In The Office Or Study Or Workshop.

Well, Sir, You Never Can Tell. That's A Principle In Life With Me, Sir, If You'll Excuse My Having Such A Thing.

Criminals Do Not Die By The Hands Of The Law. They Die By The Hands Of Other Men.

Life Contains But Two Tragedies. One Is Not To Get Your Heart's Desire; The Other Is To Get It.

I Finished My First Book Seventy-six Years Ago. I Offered It To Every Publisher On The English-speaking Earth I Had Ever Heard Of. Their Refusals Were Unanimous: And It Did Not Get Into Print Until, Fifty Years Later; Publishers Would Publish Anything That Had My Name On It.