I Was A Fat-headed Guy, Full Of

I Acted Like Cary Grant For So Long That I Became Cary Grant

To Succeed With The Opposite Sex, Tell Her You're Impotent. She Can't Wait To Disprove It.

I've Often Been Accused By Critics Of Being Myself On-screen. But Being Oneself Is More Difficult Than You'd Suppose.

My Formula For Living Is Quite Simple. I Get Up In The Morning And I Go To Bed At Night. In Between, I Occupy Myself As Best I Can.

To Write An Autobiography, You've Got To Expose Other People. I Hope To Get Out Of This World As Gracefully As Possible, Without Embarrassing Anyone.