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I Have A Lot Of Nice Italian Winter Clothes That Make Me Look Like A Sophisticated Lebanese Professor, So My Friend Robert And I Go Around Pretending To Be Experts In Arabic Politics. It Doesn't Work In The Summer Though. I Don't Have The Right Clothes.

Even A Blind Dog Can Find A Bone Every So Often.

I Always Thought Communism Was Crap, Really.

I Did Six Series For The Bbc And That Was Enough. I've Been Writing For Ten Years, Which Is More Challenging Artistically.

I've Been Going To Granada For Many Years And 12 Years Ago Bought A House A Few Miles Outside The City.