I Wanted To See My Name On

I Am A Politician Which Means I Am A Liar And A Crook. When I Am Not Kissing Babies I Am Stealing Their Lollypops.

Anti-catholicism Is The Last Respectable Prejudice. You Can't Hate Black People Anymore, Of Course, And You Can't Hate Homosexuals Anymore, But You Can Hate All The Catholics You Want.

No Matter What You Or Anyone Else Does, There Will Be Someone Who Says That There's Something Bad About It.

Colleges Typically Did Not Tell You That Ninety Percent Of Your Education Came After You Hung The Parchment On The Wall. People Might Ask For A Rebate.

There Are Only Two Ways We Can Be Beaten: We Die Or We Give Up. And We're Not Giving Up.