I Wanted To Put Out A Solo

I Love Pop Music. Who Doesn't?

I Get Female Groupies, But I Don't Get Male Groupies. I Have Women Who Offer To Sleep With Me All The Time. But Not Men. They're All Talk And Nay Action -- As We'd Say In Scotland. If I Go Anywhere Near Most Of Our Male Following, They Are Freaked. Absolutely Freaked. I Think My Height Has Got A Lot To Do With It. I'm Really Tall. I'm Five-eight, And With Heels, I'm Six Foot, So People Are Like. 'whoa, Amazon!' People Are A Wee Taken Aback By That 'cause I Think People Expect Me To Be Small.

Here Am I. I'm 38. My Career's Probably Never Been Better. And I've Made A Decision Which May Or May Not Impact On It - I Refuse To Hide My Experience And My Age, As If It's Something I Should Be Ashamed Of. I'm Alive. I Know Lots Of People Who've Never Been Lucky Enough To Get To This Stage In Their Life. And I'm Not Gonna Hide It For Anybody.

The Truth Is, I've Always Been Wracked With Self-loathing And Terrible, Paralysing Depression.

I Think It's About Time The World Embraced Its Geekiness And Stopped Trying To Be Cool. It's Just...you Have Way More Fun As A Geek Than As A Cool Person.