I Wanted To Be A Veterinarian For

If You Aren't In The Moment, You Are Either Looking Forward To Uncertainty, Or Back To Pain And Regret.

My Father Could Have Been A Great Comedian, But He Didn't Believe That That Was Possible For Him, And So He Made A Conservative Choice. Instead, He Got A Safe Job As An Accountant. When I Was 12 Years Old, He Was Let Go From That Safe Job, And Our Family Had To Do Whatever We Could To Survive. I Learned Many Great Lessons From My Father, Not The Least Of Which Was That You Can Fail At What You Don’t Want, So You Might As Well Take A Chance On Doing What You Love.

I'm Not A Bible Thumper, I'm Not Any Of That Stuff, But I Do Believe That The Force Is With Us.

My Report Card Always Said, 'jim Finishes First And Then Disrupts The Other Students'.

I Refuse To Feel Guilty. I Feel Guilty About Too Much In My Life But Not About Money. I Went Through Periods When I Had Nothing, So Somebody In My Family Has To Get Stinkin' Wealthy.