I Wanted To Be A Cartoonist When

I Was A Really Lousy Artist As A Kid. Too Abstract Expressionist; Or I'd Draw A Big Ram's Head, Really Messy. I'd Never Win Painting Contests. I Remember Losing To A Guy Who Did A Perfect Spiderman.

I Wanted To Build Up A Name For Myself.

I Don't Listen To What Art Critics Say. I Don't Know Anybody Who Needs A Critic To Find Out What Art Is.

If I'm Away From Painting For A Week, I Get Bored.

I Have A Painting Where Somebody's Holding A Chicken, And Underneath The Chicken Is Somebody's Head.