I Want You To Like Me, But

I Try To Have Sex As Much As I Can.

The Word 'geek' Today Does Not Mean What It Used To Mean. A Geek Isn't The Skinny Kid With A Pocket Protector And Acne. There Can Be Computer Geeks, Video Game Geeks, Car Geeks, Military Geeks, And Sports Geeks. Being A Geek Just Means That You're Passionate About Something.

I Hate Running. I Know I'm Curvier - I Know I'm Small, But I'm Not Ripped. But I Make A Choice To Be That Way. I Realize My Arms Aren't As Toned As Halle Berry's But I Don't Want Them To Be.

I Know A Lot Of People Have A Hard Time Talking Dirty - They Dont Know What To Say, How To Start, Or When To End It. Also, At First They Will Think They Sound Ridiculous. And They Might. But Let Me Just Say That Talking Dirty Is So Important In Sex. And Its Pretty Easy. To Wit: Establish From The Very Beginning That You Like This. And Trust Me, You Want To Do It Early On. Because If You Wait Too Long To Introduce The Concept, Your Special Lady Friend Will Be A Little Thrown And Might Not Take You Seriously.

If You Think Something's Funny, Go With That. Most Comedians Pull Jokes From A Place Of Honesty.