I Want My Prose To Be As

I've Gotta Keep Life And Computers Separate, Or Else I'm Gonna Go Mad.

Among A Coward's Weapons, Cynicism Is The Nastiest Of All

I Do Believe That Enduring Geological Features Are Important, Though I Don't Think I Can Be Clear About Exactly Why.

Don't Worry About Being Worried. You're Heading Out On An Adventure And You Can Always Change Your Mind Along The Way And Try Something Else.

I Think If The Writing Comes Too Easily, It Shows - It's Usually Hard To Read.